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NFW Videos and DVDs

The Essential NFW 2000-2003
1. The Brawl For It All Behind The Shopping Mall II: El Monstro vs. The Little Guy. Monstro kicks The Little Guy's ass to win the belt then Monster Bombs Kyle No Good off a loading dock.
2. Midnight Bleacher Feature: El Monstro vs. The Grumpy Skull vs. Matt Defiance. Taped at midnight on high school bleachers. El Monstro gets real bloody from chairs and lightbulbs.
3. Friday The 13th: The Devil's Dozen 2: The Beast From The Far East vs. The Grumpy Skull vs. The Jehovah Supernova. Great match all around. Thumbtacks and a roof dive give The Beast the victory and the title.
4. Cemeterror: The Grumpy Skull vs. El Monstro. 2 No Future Soldiers. 1 cemetary. 1 ghost referee. Black and white. Groovy.
5. Hail To The King - The Grumpy Skull vs. Matt Defiance: Playoff match due to El Monstro's injury. No Good bleeds a ton!
6. NFW's appearance on San Bernardino Public Access' The Slide Show. Mayhem ensues.
7. The Drunk Mexican Project: Four No Future Soldiers disappear into the hills with a camera. The next day their footage was found.  
8. Matt Defiance's Wiener: Duh.
9. Bobby Suave: A Life In Pictures: A tribute to NFW's hardest drinker.
10. All highlight reels from all previous videos (Volumes 1 and 2, the first deathmatch tournament, and all 3 from Hail To The King).
11. The infamous, never-released King Of The Hill match.
$10.00 DVD only. It's DVD+R and plays in almost every home DVD player including computers, Playstation 2, and XBox.

Coming soon! The Viciously Violent No Future Wrestling King Of The Deathmatch Tournament of Menacing Malicious Mayhem
1. The Little Guy's interview at a playground.
2. The Grumpy Skull's interview at a strip club.
3. Jehovah Supernova's interview at Long's Drugs.
4. The Beast From The Far East vs. The Grumpy Skull: Fast paced match with only a Kendo stick and a board. The Beast's debut.
5. The Little Guy vs. El Monstro: Flaming table, barbwire board, barbwire ropes, barbwire Kendo stick, light bulbs, and a trash can lid.
6. The Grumpy Skull vs. El Monstro: Title match has barbwire boards, a psuedo-bardwire net, a table covered with barbwire and light bulbs, a trash can, staple gun, roof dive, and the barbwire covered Kendo stick.
7. Bobby Suave: A Retrospective
$10 VHS. Coming soon for DVD.

Hail To The King
1. The Little Guy vs. The Unknown Soldier: Lightbulb and more lightbulbs. Quick and viscious.
2. The Grumpy Skull vs. The Jehovah Supernova: Two words: Weed whacker.
3. The Goonie vs. The Beast From The Far East: Darth Maul Lightbulb! Barbwire backpack!
4. El Monstro vs. Matt Defiance: Matt gets his ass kicked (yet again).
5. The Goonie vs. The Little Guy: Huge flaming fucking table.
6. El Monstro vs. The Grumpy Skull: Yet another hard fought match between these bitter rivals.
7. The Grumpy Skull vs. Matt Defiance: Playoff match due to El Monstro's injury. No Good bleeds a ton!
8. El Monstro vs. The Little Guy: Who will survive...and what will be left of them?
$10.00 VHS

NFW Volume I: The Lightbulb Shot Heard 'Round The World
1. Rouse In The House 2000: The Little Guy vs. The Grumpy Skull. First NFW match ever.
2. The Brawl For It All Behind The Shopping Mall: The Little Guy vs. The Grumpy Skull. Taped behind a strip mall.
3. Friday The 13th: The Devil's Dozen: The Little Guy vs. The Grumpy Skull vs. El Monstro. Tacks, a Kendo stick, and the dreaded kitty litter box.
4. Theatre Of The Absurd presented in No Future Vision. El Monstro vs. The Grumpy Skull. Taped at midnight at an outdoor theatre.
5. Great American Bashtime: The Little Guy vs. The Beast v. The Grumpy Skull. Taped at a little league field. Great match.
6. The Brawl For It All Behind The Shopping Mall II: El Monstro vs. The Little Guy. Monstro kicks The Little Guy's ass to win the belt then Monster Bombs Kyle No Good off a loading dock.
Not for sale. Sorry, some fellas are lucky and some ain't. Buy our DVD instead.

NFW Volume II: Today: Public Access Tomorrow: The World
1. Rumble In The Jungle Gym: Matt Defiance vs. The Jehovah Supernova. Matt and Bobby make their NFW debuts.
2. Midnight Bleacher Feature: El Monstro vs. The Grumpy Skull vs. Matt Defiance. Taped at midnight on high school bleachers. El Monstro gets real bloody from chairs and lightbulbs.
3. Parking Lot Pandemonium: The Grumpy Skull vs. The Jehovah Supernova. First match for San Benardino Public Access in a parking structure. Why were there tacks in the back of a truck?
4. NFW's appearance on San Bernardino Public Access' The Slide Show. Mayhem ensues.
5. Rouse In The House 2001: A Space Odyssey: The Little Guy vs. The Grumpy Skull. Wild rematch goes all through the house. Tables, trash cans, a lamp shade, a rat trap, and Matt Defiance make an appearance!
6. 6 Foot Ladder To Purgatory: The Grumpy Skull vs. Matt Defiance. Similar to ECW's Stairway To Heaven match...only different! Ladders, barbwire, and a medicine cabinet.
7. BLT: Bacon, Ladders, And Tables: El Monstro vs. The Jehovah Supernova vs. The Little Guy. Flaming table, roof dive, and the cops interrupt it all. What more do you want?
8. Battle For The Planet Of The Ape Drapes: The Jehovah Supernova vs. Matt Defiance. Hard fought, straight-forward match with 3 run-ins.
9. Friday The 13th: The Devil's Dozen 2: The Beast From The Far East vs. The Grumpy Skull vs. The Jehovah Supernova. Great match all around. Thumbtacks and a roof dave give The Beast the victory and the title.
Not for sale. The best stuff from it is on the new DVD anyway.

NFW Episode III: I Back That
1. Theatre of the Absurd Act II in No Future Vision: The Goonie vs. The Jehovah Supernova. The Goonie makes a losing debut in another guerilla style match taped in an outdoor children's theatre.
2. Brawl For It All Behind The Shopping Mall Strikes Back!: Defiance Alliance vs. The Jehovah's Witness Protection Agency. The first ever tag match ends with The Grumpy Skull breaks his leg. What more do you want? Taped at midnight behind a strip mall!
3. NFW Humiliation: The Homo Erotic Pummeling: Matt Defiance vs. The Little Guy. Loser has to wear a tank top, hot pink running shorts, and a fanny pack and try and survive a day in an Inland Empire shopping mall!
4. School Of Hard Knocks: The Grumpy Skull vs. The Goonie. Winner gets his high school diploma! Taped at San Gorgonio High School. Great match.
5. Revenge Of Midnight Bleacher Feature: The Little Guy vs. The Goonie vs. The Jehovah Supernova. Wild match that saw several lightbulb shots, Littleton being puched down the bleachers in a trash can, and Bobby Suave taking Matt Defiance's seman stained boxers!
6. Boston Burrito Party: Matt Defiance vs. The Little Guy vs. El Monstro in, get this, a burrito eating contest! Mayhem ensues when an underdog wins!
$10.00 VHS

NFW Volume 4: Barely Legal Black Tit Fuckers Volume 8
1. First Annual Kurt Warner Invitational Match: The Jehovah's Witness Protection Agency vs. The Grumpy Skull. No Good's first match after a broken leg isn't a good one for him. Bobby Suave takes 2 hard bumps on his head.
2. Heck In The Cell: The Unknown Soldier vs. Matt Defiance. Fast match is The Unknown Soldier's debut.
3. Clash Of The Not-So Super Powers: The Beast From The Far East vs. The Jehovah Supernova. The Beast had the longest title run in NFW history. Bobby Suave had only lost 1 time. Who will survive and what would be left of him?
4. Cemeterror: The Grumpy Skull vs. El Monstro. 2 No Future Soldiers. 1 cemetary. Black and white. Ghost referee. Groovy.
5. Gauntlet: The Goonie vs. The Little Guy vs. The Unknown Soldier vs. The Grumpy Skull vs. The Beast vs. The Jehovah Supernova vs. Matt Defiance. Barbwire, rails, ladders, "DVD" players, blood, and a new champion is crowned.
6. NFW Invades XPW's Free Fall: The Little Guy, El Monstro, and The Grumpy Skull pay $30 each to see some nipples and some dude get thrown off a 40 foot scaffold.
7. 150th NFW Olympiad: The Little Guy vs. The Beast From The Far East. 10 minutes of wrestling to impress the judges. Kinda like Iron Chef without the whole chef part. Will there be a judge fix? Who knows? By the tape!
$10.00 VHS

Coming Soon! Cookies And Hate Crime
1. NFW Humiliation: The Fast And The Bi-Curious: The Jehovah Supernova vs. Matt Defiance. Loser has to get a bikini wax. Yucky.
2. Theatre Of The Absurd Final Act: Mad Matt Mayhem makes his debut against Kyle No Good.
3. BLT 2: Bacon, Ladders, And Tables: The Unknown Soldier, Matt Defiance, and The Jehovah Supernova duke it out.
4. The Drunk Mexican Project 2: Bigger crew in the hills. Nastier results.

Reviews
"[Episode 3] is the most entertainting backyard tape I have ever seen!"
Backyard World. Detailed review here.
"I have both of your tapes. I think you guys kick ass. Keep up the good work."
Mike
"I like this fed alot and I look forward to more videos. The insanity never stops with this fed. They are definitly worth checking out! I had a lot of fun watching this video."
Sawyer from WTW. Read the whole review here.
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